Cats

We have a strict policy on Pussy Cats.  

They are not welcome on our property under any circumstances.

We understand that some humans, for reasons that are completely incomprehensible to us, actually like cats.  There is no accounting for taste, we suppose.

However, if one has to put up with a pussy cat in one's home, it should be a clean one.

So, at the risk of offending the cat lovers, here is how one should clean a pussy cat.

Woofle, woofle, woofle......rolling on floor laughing.